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Seeing Through Windows

Microsoft's Windows 7 'Whopper' campaign: The worst promotion ever?

Microsoft is celebrating the release of Windows 7 in Japan with a Burger King promotion for the Windows 7 Whopper: Seven patties stacked on top of one another in one sandwich. Given that Microsoft has been criticized for releasing top-heavy, bloated operating systems, this could be one of its worst promotional ideas ever.

 

The Windows 7 Whopper weighs in with about 1,000 calories, and likely packs enough cholesterol to require immediate surgery for anyone foolhardy enough to try eating one. It's a full five inches thick, and costs the equivalent of $8.50.

Microsoft has made much of the fact that Windows 7 is svelter than Windows Vista, requires less RAM, and can run even on netbooks. So why promote it with such a massive heart-killer?

Worse, still, is that Microsoft's worst critics have accused it of lying. Given that's the case, why promote Windows 7 with a whopper, which is slang for a big lie?

Update: Want to see videos of people trying to commit suicide-by-burger by actually eating the thing? I've got the videos in my blog post, "Ouch! Brave souls down Windows 7 Whopper; live to tell the tale."

What People Are Saying

You're all complete wusses.

You're all complete wusses. I used to work at BK, I've downed that much meat before with no ill effects, and I weight 130 pounds. I've also been using windows 7 since microsoft sent it to us due to the partner program, and have found only minor bugs thus far. If you aren't man enough to handle the new burger or windows itself, by all means buy a crap-book. Just let us all know; the international council of men is going to have to revoke your testicles.

I correct myself - there are a few BKs in Japan

I correct myself. It looks like there are actually 15 Burger King restaurants in Japan now! Easy to overlook in a country of 128 million and which is larger in size than all the countries in Europe except for France.

doug

so what about spain, norway

so what about spain, norway and sweden? and ukraine that is even bigger than france, isn't it an european country?!

maybe MAC (osx) donalds is

maybe MAC (osx) donalds is not so bad
at least they promote a good system
how do you mean concurrents

Are you sure somebody's not pulling your leg?

In the 26 years I've lived here in Japan I have never once seen a Burger King. Strange...

Doug Lerner,
Tokyo

Burger DRM

This burger has been jailbroken, making it a region-free burger able to be consumed outside Japan.

just when u seen 'stupid' in all forms.....

why didn't they go whole hog and make the stupid heart attack in a bun a whopping 7" high?

And what happens if I get

And what happens if I get sick from all this grease? Do I crash or reboot?

Neither

You just eject a CD or DVD.

Great promo!

This is a great promotion. Don't know anyone who could eat one though. Does it come with cheese?