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This programmer pilot fish uses a big-name software package to write quick and simple reports for some users. "However, the report server software was so expensive that it was cheaper for us to buy development copies for our users to use in order to run the reports," fish says.

"Then one of my co-workers found some freeware report server software that would work for us. It was fast, easy to use and ran on Microsoft IIS. He installed it and we had been using it for a couple of years when he moved on to another job."

Not long after that, it's time to upgrade the server that the report server software uses. No one is quite sure how to reinstall the free software, so the company pays its ex-employee to come back and put it on the new server -- which also hosts the point-of-sale software.

That worries fish, who asks whether it's a good idea to put the report software on that server. But fish's boss, the IT director, argues that it shouldn't be a problem. And besides, it's the only server available. And besides that, the boss is going to watch the installation and take notes.

The upgrade is done, and afterward everything works fine. But when fish goes looking for the installation notes, they're nowhere to be found. "Apparently, he got too busy," says fish.

Two years pass, and one Friday afternoon the server gets another upgrade. No one mentions it to the programmers -- but then, why would they care about the point-of-sale server?

On the next working day, users start calling fish. They can't run their reports.

Fish e-mails the IT director, asking if something happened to the report software. IT director springs the news about the upgrade, and says that no one could remember what that software did so they didn't bother to install it on the new server.

"Additionally, he thought it was a bad idea that the software was placed on that server anyway, and could I just put it somewhere else," fish says.

"I replied with a reminder that he was the only one who watched the last installation and that it was his idea to place the software on that server.

"He's now refusing to discuss it with me."

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What People Are Saying

nice post and infos....

nice post and infos....
Work From Home India

Learn how to install a package.

It looks like someone is going to learn how to install the package.

It should be an educational experience.

grow up

4 years of free software, free ride.
Now it is time to pony up and join the commercial world.

Ooh!

I want a discounting laptop battery. Can I get discounts on all of my purchases?

reCAPTCHA: admires geles - perhaps that was "glees," which are pleasant enough, but rarely worthy of admiration.

Cost savings?

I had a similar story where we had an admin that used this report writing software. Basically, it would take data from our estimating and CRM tool and combine it into documents for our end customers. No one asked how it worked or where it was hosted, they just knew that when they needed to finalize the package and create the documents, they could. One day, the admin is targeted for layoff and is asked to transition her activities to an over utilized contractor resource. They spend about an hour together and call it done. On her last day, her computer is shutdown and her cube cleaned it.

The next day, we hear that no one can run their reports. Customers are waiting for their quoting packages to be delivered with no delay. We pull a quick meeting with the contractor who shares his notes with us on the system. Unfortunately, he only took notes on the admin process and we canโ€™t access the admin screens via the URL. We take a trip down to the data center and start to track the URL/Domain. We find that it is not a server IP address and not hosted in the data center. As a long shot, I turn her PC back on and suddenly the URL and admin interface is accessible again. She was hosting this application on her desktop PC in her cube. No one asked her where it was hosted because everyone assumed it was in the data center. We started looking for a place to host the application, but didnโ€™t understand the configuration and the vendor was little help (We were a few versions back on the software). The company finally brought the admin back as an expense consultant to help with the migration/upgrade. 5 months later, the reporting software is moved and discussion about expanding its usage has kept the admin at the company.

Oh foolish, foolish Fish ...

Let's take the key sentence from today's story and read it very slowly:

"The boss is going to watch the installation and take notes."

If you still fail to see the problem, read it again. Still having trouble? OK, shorten the sentence to read:

"The boss is going to ... take notes."

If there ever was a "Danger, Will Robinson!" moment, this is it.

Whooooo Hoooooooo!

If there ever was a "Danger, Will Robinson!" moment, this is it.

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Well, I got MY laugh for the day!!!
i (10/30/2009 - 04:20 PM)

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