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Really in the dark

This help desk pilot fish works for a service company that handles support for a group of travel agents.

"User calls to report that her terminal screen is blank," fish reports. "After I run through several procedures for about 45 minutes to no avail, I ask user to look on the back of the monitor for model and serial numbers.

"User tells me that she is unable to see the model or serial numbers. When I ask why, she says her office is dark and she can't see anything.

"I then learn from her that the electricity is off in the building due to a power failure in the area. She also informs me that she's calling from her cell phone because her office phone is not working.

"I ask user, 'How did you expect the terminal to work with no electricity?' Her reply: 'I thought it was on a different system.'"

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What People Are Saying

Hey, it could happen

I know that this post will get a lot of laughs but at my old company it was possible to have a power failure of the lights and the computers would still be up. The power supply for the lights were on a separate line from the wall and floor plugs. If you ever wished you learned touch typing wait until this happens to you.

In the dark

I just love being in the dark with somebody to hold me and keep me warm. I can make any young lad feel electric when I use my power to juice things up.

With Love,

Monique

Young lads

If'n I recollect right, all young lads feel "electric" about 90% of the time anyway. Why waste your power on a young lad. How about a real man?

Come on

This is a total recycle from the (fill in help desk here) wav file. whats next duckjob?

Haiku

Some users you know
live all their lives in the dark
Nobody is home

Unfortunatly, you'd get in trouble trying to wire your users into the 110 volt outlet.

Favorite quote from The Flintstones:
Fred believes Wilma is having an affair.
Wilma comes home seeing Fred in a chair in a dark corner.
Wilma: Fred! What are you doing in the dark?
Fred: Some people live all their lives in the dark.

Another type of power outage

Once upon a time, The Arch Demon knew a hardware engineer who go paged in the middle of the night by a frantic customer. "My box just got hit by lightning!!"

It turns out the customer had the server plugged in very close to the wall, and very close to where the power entered the building. The lightning struck the outside of the building right where the power lines entered. Needless to say, a few bits were picked on that server that night.

The frantic customer cried, "What should I do? What should I do??" The hardware engineer calmly replied, "I think you should call your insurance agent."

CAPTCHA: gunnison lust -- sounds like something Babmbi would be involved in

another one?

Another power outage story?
Surely there is something better to post on a Monday

captcha: pectoral three: Alien woman?

Ok, Sharky is just eff-ing

Ok, Sharky is just eff-ing with us now.

Good one. Ha, Ha, very funny.

Now go bring us our funny tomorrow.

Seen It All Before

Shouldn't there be a "power outage story you've read here a dozen times already" tag for these stories?

maybe there will be a sign

Doing some consulting at a credit union, the CEO was told by a staff member that the power is out at a branch. The CEO was worried about cutomers trying to use the drive-up ATM at the branch. But she eased her own concern when she said, "well I suppose the ATM display will change to a notice that it is out of order".

The staffer agreed, then as the CEO turned away I saw the staffer look upward as in silent prayer and sigh.