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After applying some updates to a Windows 2003 server, this pilot fish comes in the next morning to find the server unresponsive.

"This is one of two virtual 2003 servers that we have," fish says. "The other was working perfectly.

"It happened again a couple days after that. Thinking the updates were the culprit, I uninstalled them and all was fine for about a week or so. Then it went unresponsive almost every morning."

After two weeks of logging into the virtual console to turn the virtual machine off and on again, fish is ready to scrap it and recreate the server.

Fish isn't all that familiar with the virtual console -- she keeps checking the event viewer, and that offers no clues as to why the server keeps going silent.

But fish finally spots a feature she never noticed before: an event log.

According to the log, each morning that the virtual machine has been unresponsive, there's an entry stating that the machine is entering a sleep state -- presumably to save power.

"We then checked the power settings for the virtual machine, and it was set to hibernate after a period of inactivity," sighs fish.

"We changed the setting back to 'never.' We're still not exactly sure how it switched to begin with."

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What People Are Saying

What is

a warpig?

The answer

can be found here -

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=warpig+fluf

Warpigs, F L U F etc...

F L U F, come home, we miss you...

How to explain what a warpig? A regular poster (who goes by F L U F, currently on hiatus) is known for writing posts which include rather violent encounters with users, usually female and obese, who he refers to as "warpigs".

Disclaimer: The writer of this post in no way condones the posts of anyone baiting responses with offensive posts.

reCaptcha: Ruth engorge - If she keeps it up, she could qualify.

Ah young lads

I love falling alsleep with young lads, before I know it I am awake and filled with pleasure.

With Love,

Monique

:)

DATS JUS ME TRYIN TA FOOL AROUN A LIL BABMBY

Lemme get this straight -- BABMBY, Monique, husband FOOL AROUN

BABMBY? Monique? Which one do you utter when the lights dim? The Arch Demon has seen what can happen when the wrong name is said in such a situation, an' it ain't nearly as pretty as either Babmbi or Monique.

CAPTCHA: jurors mans -- not even a jury of men would convict either Monique or Babmbi for doing not pretty stuff to you, Monique's husband, if you said the wrong one's name.

Oh Heavens

You are such a mean person, I would never let you fill me with pleasure. You think you are my husband but I will never be married just so I can keep the young fellows around. My current wetness meter is zero for you. But when I get thinking about those young lads and their staffs the meter goes way up.

With Love,

Monique

DUBYA DEE 40

IS AIGHT BABMBY. DATS WATS DA DUBYA DEE 40 IS FER

Well then

I think I have had enough of your rude comments. I will go find another blog to satisfy my desires.

With Love,

Monique

NO!

NO! Don't go my love! Stay and I will introduce you to my staff.

With Love,

Young stud