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That manager would probably have disavowed everything anyway

This IT pilot fish works in a big open-plan office, where the last employee out is supposed to turn out the lights.

"One day, the last person in the office couldn't find the light switch but saw a big handle marked 'power,' so she decided to use that," fish says.

"Well, it did turn the lights off. She thought it was a little quiet then, but she left the office by the fire escape and went home."

Next morning, fish shows up for work with the rest of the staff -- but no one can get in. The electric lock on the front door to the office isn't working.

Someone phones a manager who's responsible for the bypass keys. He tells the employees to smash the door in.

That idea doesn't sit well with fish's team, and they come up with an approach that involves ropes, ladders, gutters and a few moves out of Mission: Impossible. But they manage to break into the office cleanly and restore power -- without causing any damage.

"It certainly improved teamwork," says fish.

"Later that day, the manager who told us to smash the door down came in and we found out the only bypass key was in a locked cupboard inside the office.

"This key was moved to another office about a quarter-mile away in case we lost power again."

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What People Are Saying

Now That's Low Tech!

At most places I ever worked, when the power went off for good, the electro-magnets holding the doors closed ceased operating.

Result, doors anyone can open!

Did anyone try or did they just use their badges and wait for the light to change?

[soundtrack, Estasi Dell Anima] Tankland

b: amazing, not a single anon post
m: just when we thought of Rule #2, our version
b: in the movie, it's 'Double Tap'
m: we thought of posting one after the other ;D

RC: KxN roadkill - looking it up, 'King takes Knight'; chess. hm, either it's a gambit or end game.

Here is your termination papers

There are three corrective actions needed:

1. Fire the manager in charge of the keys. He is either lacking in common sense or has no idea what he is doing.
2. Put a big label next to the power button informing staff NOT to push it except in an emergency.
3. Instruct employees when the light switch for the room is located.

PHB from 40 years ago - where is the safe combination?

Office I worked at about 40 years ago - important papers including emergency instructions in case the person in charge is not available or incapacitated - locked in a safe. So was the combination in a sealed envelope in case we needed to open it. This came out when I asked for usual emergency response instructions when I was on overnight shift, in charge. No one ever thought about it before. They immediately moved the combination evenelope to a locked cabinet outside the safe with key passed to each new shift, when they realized what would happen otherwise. At least it was fixed when I raised the problem to a thoughtful level.

RE: Here is (sic) your termination papers

I agree with your suggestions, which are absolutely necessary, once some emergency surgery has been performed.

That surgery would be required to remove my foot from the anal canal of the offending PHB. This surgery was necessitated because my first reaction would be to Swiftly Kick (the PHB) In The A$$. No doubt, my size 13 foot would be trapped, thus requiring the surgery. The PHB can recover on his own dime.

BTW, I would deliver that kick with the intensity of a punter who has to put a football* 99 yards down field.

*American football

Security

Aren't you a bit worried about the building security that the employees can get around with a few ropes and ladders.

Dude!

Think Sneakers! This Tank might have come from Bryce himself! :-D

Come back!

Monique,

I will avenge your exile by finding the man who ran you off! Then you can flip my power switch all night long!

With love,

Young stud

Ah Monique

As the song goes.
So clear and deep are my fancies of things I wish were true. I'll keep remembering evenings I wish I'd spent with you. I'll keep remembering kisses from lips I'll never know and all the lovely adventures that we have never known.

One hopes they also made

One hopes they also made sure the light switch was more prominently labeled (and maybe put a "Do not turn off unless the building is on fire" sign on the master power switch).