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But it was working so well this way!

This pilot fish and his co-workers have spent a week in heated discussions with the networks group. The subject: some major network problems between two particular sites.

"At some points, the line even dropped out completely," fish says. "Every time, all we got from networks was the standard reply -- we cannot see any issues, it must be your servers."

Finally, someone at one of the sites asks the networks people the correct question: "Are we running on the emergency standby route?"

The reply that comes back: "Err, yes, shall we switch you back to the primary route now?"

Turns out that two weeks before, while the networks group was improving the link between the two sites, the sites were switched to the standby route.

The improvements were completed, the network tested out perfectly -- and no one remembered to switch the sites back to the original route.

"Every time we complained about the network fault, they were checking the primary route, which was saying everything was fine -- especially since it had no traffic on it," sighs fish.

"It was quickly switched back to the primary route. The network group then checked the standby route and found a fault..."

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What People Are Saying

Everything is OK at our end!

Back in the day and one of my previous pre-retirement lives I was a COMM tech in the USAF when everything was very analog. When dealing with any landline problems this is invariably how the exchange would go. US - "Line xyz is down." TECH CONTZROL - "I'll plug in my patch panel monitor and check it." -Pause-. TECH CONTROL - "It's Ok on our end." US - "Yeah, its OK now." 90% of the time the problem was caused by a corroded monitor jack contact. As soon as the offending jack was plugged the contacts cleaned themselves and the circuit cleared up, probably forever.

Line down

Back not too long ago, when TPC was providing our dedicated line service to the field offices, and we'd call them up to report a problem, they'd "look at the line" and say that it was working at their end. Sure enough, it would be working for us, too, then. However, they would never actually say that the line was down, or they'd owe us for the lost time.

rC: lancet Hanoi's
Yeah, neither we nor the South Vietnamese ever managed that. . .

Haiku

The unused network
Will test out the be fastest
Enlighten dark wire

Captcha for black friday: Random Sales

Looks like a slow Black Friday

Which is how it should be. I wish all of my Tank friends a pleasant day off, and a prosperous existence! :-)

"...a pleasant day off, and a prosperous existence!"

Also said like this: "Live long and prosper" -- Mr. Spock

CAPTCHA: housing feds -- either the capitol or the penitentiary

Today's Limerick

While improving the networking link,
The connection had gone on the blink.
From the net group they said,
โ€œIt is all in your head.โ€
I think somebody owes us a drink!

Ebert Update

They still are taking nominations for best limerick at the Chicago Sun-Times blog site. I have the instructions on my website www.o2birish.com along with links to each of my entries. Entries close at midnight CST tonight.

As Bartles and James used to say, "Thank you for your support."

Dude! You're *SO* talented!

Dude! You're *SO* talented!

NOT A PORBELM FROR JIM THE BOSS

I TLOD THE IDOITS THAT RUN OUR NEWTROCK TAHT I WNATED MY OWN PRESONAL DILA-UP CNNOCCTOIN TO THE INTERNEET TAHT WAY I DNOT HAVE TO WRORRY ABUOT OTHER MORMONS COLGGIG UP THE BNADWIDTH YOU KNOW IT FUNNNY I OLNY HAD TO ASK ONNCE

gotta watch out

JTB - round here it's not just the MORMONs clogging up the 'Net, it's the Amish, too. They've got quite a virus being spread.
littler Tho - just begging for a "motion of the ocean" remark, aren't'cha reCAPTCHA??

"MY OWN PRESONAL DILA-UP CNNOCCTOIN...OLNY HAD TO ASK ONNCE"

That's 'cuz they gave you a LSD fix, JIM.

CAPTCHA: cohorts The -- what one needs to navigate the malls on Black Friday