Now THAT'S tasteful

It's desktop migration time in this office, and a pilot fish on the team is working his way through the list of users.

"We used a script to back up the user's personal data to a network share and imaged the system with the new operating system," fish says. "The script we used searched the drive for specific files, like graphics files, and backed each type up into a single directory.

"The users would then log in and run a batch file to copy their data back to the correct profile folders, and we would return to tweak any settings or install any additional software not included in the image."

When he gets to the desk of one user who happens to be an amateur photographer, fish starts his script and, once everything is moving, heads off for lunch himself.

When he gets back, he discovers the user has already logged in, copied his data back, and even tweaked the system to his liking by enabling the desktop to use his photographs as wallpaper -- but then left his desk again with the PC locked, which means fish can't do the few final things required.

As fish is leaving a note asking the user to call upon his return, he's a bit shocked at what he sees on the user's screen.

"Because all graphics files were backed up to a single directory, he restored all of them to a single directory -- including some rather inappropriate and revealing (but tasteful) photos he'd shot of his wife, who also happened to work at the company," says fish.

"There they were in all their glory, slowly rotating through his active desktop background.

"I decided against leaving any evidence that I had been there and quickly exited the office. When I returned later, I didn't notice any of the unusual background images -- and never mentioned my previous visit."

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