As long as you don't make a copy of the box

Pilot fish takes a job as a network support technician at a company that's very, very strict in its security policies.

How strict? "They refused to give me access to the server room unless I expressly needed it," says fish. "Which was fine. After six months of working there, I had still not gotten a key.

"Then I was tasked with rewiring the whole building myself, so I of course was in and out of the server room dozens of times a day. Each time I was required to have my boss open the door again because the door automatically locked.

"After about two days of this, I asked him, wouldn't it be a lot easier to just give me access than to come open it every day? He said that they were maintaining security by limiting the number of keys.

"When he came and opened the door once again, I asked, can I just prop the door open with this box?

"He said yes, that's fine, so that's what I've been doing ever since -- leaving the door open all day. I guess that's more secure than giving me a key."

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