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Culture Crash

A social network for people who hate social networks

Like many people, Randy Hallet is fed up with the Facebooking of the planet. Unlike most, he's decided to do something about it. The 30-something Webpreneur has created what he calls "the anti-social network."

garbo service on twitter

Hallet declined to speak by phone, though he did agree to an interview via Twitter. He tweeted:

"I'm fed up with Web 2.0. I moved 3000 miles to get away from some of these people. Now I have to see what they had for lunch every day."

Many people feel pressure to participate in social networks, even when they don't really want to, Hallet explained. The next thing they know, photos of them wearing nothing but body paint and Spock ears have been broadcast to complete strangers. It damages both their reputations and their psyches, he laments.

So Hallet created "Garbo." Named for the 1930s film star turned recluse, Garbo allows users to quietly de-friend everyone in their Linked-In, Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, Bebo, Digg, and other social networks without anyone noticing. New friend requests sent on any of these existing services will be greeted with a one-line response: "I want to be left alone."

"At the current rate of growth there will be more social networks than people by 2011," Hallet tweeted. "Enough is enough."

Hallet says he briefly considered naming the service Salinger or Pynchon, but settled on Garbo because he realized while many Netizens have never actually read a book, they'd probably seen at least one movie.

Still in closed beta, Hallet hopes to unveil Garbo later this spring "before the world goes completely to hell," he tweets. Those interested in signing up for the service when it launches can find him on Twitter @garbotweets. Don't expect a response, Hallet warns.

Hallet's ambitious plans also include a national Do Not Tweet registry, which prevents people from saying anything about you on the microblogging service, and EnemyFeed, which does a similar service for a wide range of social media, including blogs.

Hallet graciously allowed me to be an early beta tester for the services. So if you never read another blog entry from me again, you'll know that it's working.

Dan Tynan writes for a living. The rest of the time he blogs at Culture Crash and Tynan on Tech.

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You're utlizing twitter to

You're utlizing twitter to advertize an anti-twitter program? aren't you shooting yourself in the foot, or worse yet, creating an irreversible ripple in the space-time fabric? that's like opening up an strip club for people who dont want to go to strip clubs. why don't you just not log in to twitter or facebook?? ...or is the lure of a moneymaking scheme using the very web 2.0 you say you detest, just too irresistable? good lord. how do you sleep at night? if your software allows those of us whot DON'T have a facebook/myspace/etc site to prevent others who do from posting details about our lives, pictures of our vacations, and worse, our children, then I'm all for it, but if you can do that, you'd be able to can the sin of gossip, and if you could do THAT, you'd ruin half the entertainment industry. are you sure you want to do this?

This is great, I get so many

This is great, I get so many people sending me friend requests at work (I work in a debt management capacity). The last thing I want is to "socialise" with these people but, I have to put up with multiple you haven't accepted so and so's friend request because there is no way to stop the emails. In fact the facebook emails go so far as to say you have to unsubscribe from facebook (I do not have a facebook account).

yukk to social networking on

yukk to social networking on the web. i work on a computer all day. last thing i want to do is be glued to one on my spare time.

Love this idea. Bless you.

Love this idea. Bless you.

To Anonymous, who says "Nobody is pointing a gun to anyone's head to tweet, blog, own a facebook." -- well, not quite true; my job now requires me to participate in all of these wretched forums, even though the content of what is said is about as interesting as what's on the sidewalk.

I'll gladly read when someone's got something interesting and well thought out to say, when the dialogue is engaging, when people are actually listening as well as talking. Until then, nope. Keep your static.

Excellent point. I am a

Excellent point. I am a recent j-school grad who is currently on the job hunt. Apparently I should have saved myself the time and expense of getting a degree, because every single media company I look at wants nothing more than someone who can update their Facebook and Twitter accounts. What a waste.

a social network for people who hate social networks

I do not understand.
Nobody is pointing a gun to anyones head to
tweet, blog, own a facebook.
It's just like reading a newspaper or watcing a TV show. If you don't like it don't read it, turn off the TV.
Surely we are intelligent enough to filter what is interesting for us to read, and what to discard.
I thought brainwashing was a thing of the past.

Anyway, the title of the article is an oxymoron

At last, a backlash

I will be looking at Garbo as soon as I can. Social networking has to be one of the biggest time-wasters on the planet. In a recent post to my blog I expound on this - I don't understand how anyone who tweets gets anything worthwhile done.

Love that you took the time

Love that you took the time to post it to your blog.
;)