Here's a great story. Police in Iowa City got a call from a man saying that his wallet had been stolen from his apartment. The police started the investigation, and they quickly discovered that that the crook was not hard to find. That was because Kody David Merrival, the alleged thief, made all kinds of dumb mistakes when using the card:
When the police finally nabbed him, he claimed that he had found the cards in his living room after a party.
Why oh why can't all crooks be this dumb. I guess if they were, a lot of people would be out of a job. I really think I can live with that trade-off, even though I would be one of the ones to lose a job.