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See, this is how we learn

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Working the help desk at a bank, this pilot fish gets a request to set up a PC for the information security officer. Fortunately, there's a spare network jack in the ISO's office. Unfortunately, there's a problem.

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You might say that, yes

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After this pilot fish runs a series of reports to make sure the help desk metrics are accurate, he notices problems coming from one department -- so, naturally, he sends them a note.

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Odd man ... not quite out

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This pilot fish serves as system manager, programmer and operator for a relatively small non-IBM computer in a mostly-IBM data center. But one day, he's laid off.

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Don't push that button!

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This pilot fish is the tech lead for a group of developers at a major credit-card processing company, so when he gets a call from the boss early one morning, he knows there's big trouble. And he's right: It's a complete data center outage.

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Professional, redefined

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This pilot fish is helping a friend move her co-located servers from one hosting company to another, and the old company insists on having an employee there during the process -- presumably so fish and his friend won't do anything malicious.

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And a plan to un-crash it if that doesn't work

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This IT pilot fish starts work with a big company, and it takes a little adjusting -- especially when it comes to the red tape of a full-blown ITIL change management system.

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See, it's not working!

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Government IT office gets a call from a user complaining that her user ID doesn't work, and this pilot fish with more important things to do has to drop everything and look into it.

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Apparently, a thousand words isn't enough

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This pilot fish is responsible for the rollout of a product data management system for a manufacturing facility, but he also handles requests when users want a particular file from the system immediately -- and sometimes he tries to go above and beyond.

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But thanks for your, um, input

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This financial services company is creating a data warehouse that will use DB2 for the first time, which means bringing in some experienced DB2 talent -- and that includes one guy who's competent technically but barely tolerates his co-workers.

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February is the cruelest month...

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It's the first real day of work for this fresh-out-of-college pilot fish, and just after lunch the boss drops an assignment on his desk. But don't worry, boss says -- it's not due until 3:15.

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Power play

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This pilot fish and several IT co-workers are engaged in an informal discussion about server and application upgrades when one of the engineers mentions that his PC's screen has just gone blank.

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Sweet success, sort of

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The finance department at this healthcare company has decreed that the purchasing process will be simplified. A new self-service purchasing application is rolled out, and it works well -- until the day a mystery delivery arrives.

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Nobody likes being frog-marched out, but ...

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The boss at this construction company has a habit of firing people at 4:45 on Friday afternoon. That's how this data center operator is let go -- but for once, she's not walked out of the building in the usual way.

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Lost and found

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Flashback to the 1980s, when alcohol hasn't yet been banned where this pilot fish works, and a development team discovers just how useful it can be in a big project in the data center.

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Aha!

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It's been two weeks since this server problem was reported at a remote site, and this pilot fish has made sure he's not on the team dealing with it.

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