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At least he described it accurately

User catches this IT pilot fish in the hallway and asks her to look at his PC, because Microsoft Outlook takes soooo long to come up when he launches it.

"I thought maybe he was referring to a Citrix log-in problem, as my organization works in a Citrix environment," says fish. "I watched him log into Outlook and saw a reminder window pop up."

Then several more reminders appear. And more. And still more.

When the count reaches about 20, user tells fish that this is going to take a while.

Fish offers to clean them out while user goes back to his meeting.

"Apparently he had not been 'dismissing' any of his appointment reminders in quite some time," fish says. "It took over an hour for all the reminders to finally come up. And no wonder -- this user had 1,611 of them.

"I have now shown him how to dismiss an appointment, so hopefully they won't stack up again."

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What People Are Saying

Ah Yes!

I agree with the comment below. I was not a big outlook user. Then I downloaded Outlook Track-It which is a toolbar for followup email reminders, now I use Outlook ONLY. It's a great for GTD functionality.

Not Haiku! Limerick info!

Limerick Structure:

* Rhyme AABBA
* 5 Lines
* Lines 1,2,3,4,5 have syllables 8,8,5,6,8 respectively

That should clear it up for future limerickists and their detractors.

Citrus Server

I used to work in a Citrus environment. Every day it was the same thing. Larry, our Brain-in-a-Vat, would say "Knock knock".
"Who's there, Larry?"
"Orange."
"Orange who?"
"Orange you glad I didn't say grapefruit?"
"LARRY! THAT'S NOT HOW THE JOKE GOES!"
Then the pizza guy would show up with a dozen anchovy pizzas.

I wish these comments had an

I wish these comments had an "ignore" feature

Yeah

I wish YOU had an "ignore" feature.

Dumb

Dumb

LARRY

THAT WAHT ERVYONE CALL THE COONCRETE BOLCK

Dumber

Dumber

1611 reminders?

Oh my!

Dismiss All

Uhhh ... did Fish not see the "Dismiss All" button in the Reminders window?

JIM - let the FRIERINGS begin ...