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Bin there, done that

It's a few years before the creation of eBay, and the IT shop where this pilot fish works is upgrading one of its oldest machines with external tape drives.

"In order to do this, we had to obtain a certain type of SCSI card that had been stopped being made many years ago," says fish. "Our supplier managed to get the cards for $35,000 in the back of a warehouse in Sweden, and they were the last of their type available."

When the packages arrive, one of fish's colleagues took delivery of them. His desk is a mess, so he puts them on the floor right next to it.

Next morning, they're gone.

A quick search doesn't turn them up. But someone mentions seeing a janitor heading to the trash bin with two boxes. And the bin is scheduled to be emptied that day.

The good news: The bin hasn't been emptied yet.

The bad news: The bin contains the garbage from a restaurant in the same building, so it's a little smelly.

"Nobody wanted to explain to the boss what had happened and ask for another $35,000," fish says. "My colleague was given a hard hat, some gloves and a flashlight, and lifted into the bin while I stood guard to ensure the garbage truck did not appear to empty the bin.

"After 45 minutes, he managed to retrieve the cards.

"For the rest of the day nobody sat near him. And he never left things on the floor next to his desk again."

Sometimes IT stinks. Tell Sharky about it. Send me your true tale of IT life at sharky@computerworld.com. You'll score a sharp Shark shirt if I use it. Add your comments below, and read some great old tales in the Sharkives.

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What People Are Saying

At least you found them...

We ran into a similar situation with a rare notel PBX card. Never did find that thing...

ditto....

Though it wasn't high-priced scuzzy cards, it was a couple of newly purchased shirts. I put them down by the waste basket and left them there overnight (big mistake!). The next day they were gone. Since I was a contractor the company said "We're soo sorry," and that was that.

I stopped working for the company soon after that. It was a good decision.

THIS CUOLD HAVE BEEN AVIODED

THIS CUOLD HAVE BEEN AVIODED IF THEY HAD A SLOP JOCKEY WROK-PALCE HAS TWO IF THEMN THERE JOOB IS TO CLIMB THRUOGH EVRY DUMSTER IN TWON AND LOOK FROR GOOD STUFF WE CAN USE IN THE OFFRICE IT GOOD RETRUN ON A COPMANYS INVESTMANT TO HAVE ONE WE HVAVE TWO BCAUSE EVRY TIME ONE OF THEM GOES TRHOUGH THE HORSPOITAL TRASH THEY END UP DEAD IN A WEEK OR SO

Jim the boss

I say, JIM THE MORON and every other wannbe idiot that types like you should just GO AWAY!!!
You are stupid, and not funny at all.

WOHS TYRING TO BE FUNYY?

WOW ANUSMYMOS YUO TPYE LTOS OF ARGER THER MYABE YU NEDD NEW BOSS JIIM IS GOOOD BBOS MAYAB YUO SHOD TLAK TO HIM ATFER ALL ANMATION IS HIGHEST FROM OF FARTERY

JTB's stamp of approval.

JIM,

I thought that it was immolation is the incendiaries' form of philately.

With my apologies to O2BIrish

JTB is a figment it’s true,
The Anonymae don’t know what to do.
They whine and they moan
“Please be gone” they do groan
And their tempers in knots he does screw.

Two hips and a hurray!

Two hips and a hurray!

Huh.

Huh. I always assumed JIM typed like everyone else - with his fingers.

Looks to me like he uses his

Looks to me like he uses his forehead