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But was it vibrating?

Flashback to the early 1990s, when this pilot fish works at a regional campus of a big state university.

"One day, our IT staff and computer science faculty made a road trip to the main campus," says fish. "We were treated to a tour of the main campus's huge computer room.

"Our tour guide told us to look but not touch, and he meant it. I merely pointed to a washing-machine-sized disk drive and was sternly reminded by the very nervous guide that the slightest vibration can cause these finicky disks to crash.

"Perturbed by what I felt was an undeserved scolding, I pointed a second time -- to a member of our computer science faculty who had planted his very ample behind on top of one of the disk drives.

"The look on our tour guide's face was priceless, but that brought the tour to an abrupt end.

"No damage was done, unless you count the tour guide's near heart attack."

Point your true tale of IT life in Sharky's direction. Send it to me at sharky@computerworld.com. You'll get a stylish Shark shirt if I use it. Add your comments below, and read some great old tales in the Sharkives.

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What People Are Saying

How to tell if you're a noob -

In preparing a response to the annonomatii question "What does F L U F stand for", I got to thinking about how to tell if you're new to Shark Tank. I'd say if you don’t know who any of the following posters are - ArmyDad, Oldest Timer, Cmdr_Michelle, doppelganger, Bogey1, AlvinCool or Stephen R. Covey – then you still just a noob.

I do miss some of our former posters.

I'm sorry, Jam, but actually

I'm sorry, Jam, but actually I haven't heard of any of those people. And that doesn't mean I"m a n00b, they must not've posted since like March when I started reading this.

Maybe you should modernize the list to include people who actually do post.

Like Anonymous, anonymatti, Anonymous (For obvious reasons) and others...

Captcha: plunged luxty... A luxurious toilet you shouldn't have had to plunge if it wasn't for Taco Bell.

March

Reading ST for four or five months implies you're no longer a n00b?

reCAPTCHA: Faivolla guppies - those are the really pretty ones!

Nobody wants to be seen on the kiddies pages

The fact is that the kiddies like JTB and others who post "look at me" off-topic items instead of actually contributing something have seriously degraded this blog.

OP

must be a PHB. Or, more likely, a PHBWANNABE...

Gotta have a sense of humor!!!!!

OP

OP can't be Opie from the Andy Griffith show, so it must stand for Overly Perturbed.

Example

Please give an example of an "on-topic" post. Feel free to make something up ... this time.

Degraded?

WTF is the problem, Dave? Contributions are in the eye of the beholder. The so-called "regulars" have been hitting them out of the park today, and I laughed out loud several times while reading them...laughter, yes, that is why I come to the 'Tank, and now I feel better than before I came to this site...to me the "look at me" comments are completely "on topic" contributions and an upgrade...

This blog wouldn't even be worth the time if the comments section were your meaning of "on topic", whatever that is...now that would be a serious downgrade!

Laughter, yes, perhaps you should look into it...

Have to agree

There were more than a couple today that had me actually laughing out loud. My favorite was Debby Bone -> I almost spit my teeth out!!

Agreed!

I agree with OP Dave. Sometimes the posts are off-topic. But I don't blame the posters, I blame Computerworld. This blog is supposed to be humorous anecdotes from the world of IT (there isn't really a "world" of IT, that's just a figure of speech, like saying "deer in the headlights" to mean confusion. You can't take everything you read literally). Instead, they're always posting stories about time travel, brains-in-a-vat, construction, and how to write limericks. If it weren't for JIM THE BOSS's posts on IT Management Techniques, it would be hard to tell this was a computer blog.