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BlackBerry user is setting up his new device when he calls support pilot fish with a problem.

"The configuration routine includes the user entering his e-mail address and a password," says fish. "This user called to tell me that the instructions didn't work."

Fish walks the user through the process, which has worked fine for others. In particular, fish asks the user to carefully check his e-mail address for any errors.

"Everything looks good," user replies.

But it's still not working, so fish calls the service provider's support line, and puts the tech on the line with fish and the user.

Together, they check every possible problem they can think of and go carefully through the steps of the setup process with the user. That includes checking and rechecking the e-mail address, which the user insists is spelled correctly.

But it's still not working. So fish calls tech support for the BlackBerry vendor, Research In Motion, and conferences that tech in, too.

After an hour on the phone, no joy -- and fish is ready to give up.

"I asked the user one more time: 'Are you sure you've spelled your e-mail address correctly?'" reports fish.

"He replied, 'Well, let me put my glasses on,' followed by a long pause.

"Then: 'Oops, I have two dots before the com part of my address.'

"He's fortunate he's a remote user."

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What People Are Saying

body

I have a body made out of red rubber with a pen holder spot drilled in it's chest. When someone gets to me, I pull out the labeller, put a new label on the body, and then stab it a few times with the pen.

Mantra

Back in the day when I was temping a lot, I had a mantra. Feel free to borrow it for tech support if it applies to you:

"I get paid by the hour."
"I get paid by the hour."
"I get paid by the hour."
"I get paid by the hour."

flufeeflex2343

I found this especially hilarious image on digg. I'm not one for politics, and read none of the articles ever dug, but this here is pretty funny. http://digg.com/comedy/Barack_Obamas_GMail_Account_Leaked_(pic)

Sweet

...the Cheney one is pretty funny!

Evil Eyes

At my WOKRPALCE we could get eye transplants as part of our HSA. I opted out, though. Everyone knows that if you get eyes from someone who was murdered, you are doomed to see the doner's death at really inconvenient times until you are forced to bring the killer to justice yourself. Then you go blind, and the plan only pays for 1 procedure a year (or glasses, but you have to pay a $50 deductible).

Consider this ...

To the average person calling tech support it looks like a free service ... so they don't care how much of it they take or waste.

The person probably takes off their glasses to play solitare anyways ...

flufeeflex2343

I have a very similar story reguarding blackberries and email-capable phones.

About a month ago we pick up a few blackberries for the executives. Modern blackberries can download email entirely from OWA. So I ship them all to me, set them all up and everything is humming along. Another manager gets jealous and goes out and buys an expensive something or other that the salesman claims is email capable. So I'm trying to walk him over the phone how to set it up, except it keeps failing and failing. Finally I start googling away on it, and yep, it can only do POP3 and IMAP. Better yet, his IP isn't static, and doesn't even stay in the same class A IP address range. I'll open up my firewall over my dead body for one chump to get email. I'm currently feuding with him on it... he says fix it. I say "whatever chump, I'm to busy, I've got an MCSE."

You tell 'em Fluff

Stick to your guns FJ. Some people just don't respect the MCSE. Make him respect your Authorita!

I bet the chump has an MBA. Probably got it out of a box of Cracker Jacks.

Validation

Sounds like this was clearly an invalid e-mail address that wasn't validated at all. I'd give the programmers some of the blame. Validation won't catch all typos, but can catch quite a few.

Sounds also like the user was possibly suffering from presbyopia, which tends to affect the aging...or viewed another way, it affects the lucky ones. The unlucky ones die young... *cackle*.

Or validate too much?

Wife and I have some "throwaway" email addresses with a period in the middle of the name part, e.g. my.name@provider.com
Several websites have rejected those as illegal when submitted, obviously because they're performing an incorrectly rigorous validation. People only notice when the programmers get it wrong...