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Michael R. Farnum

Hitting the Security Nerve

Mule skinners need background checks

Don't know what a mule skinner is?  Officially, it is any worker who drives mules.  But the mule skinners in this case are "seasonal workers who dress in colonial garb at a historical park in Easton, Pa." who use mules to pull boats up a canal located in the park.  Some of these workers have to get Coast Guard credentials to operate the boat (which is stupid enough).  But the Maritime Transportation Security Act of 2002 requires that anyone holding US Coast Guard credentials "must apply for biometric Transportation Worker Identification Credentials (TWIC)".  I would cry if it just wasn't so darn hilarious.

In this story from CNN, the mule skinners say that they just don't want to pay the extra (at least) $100 for the TWIC card when they are already paying for the Coast Guard license (which, I repeat, is stupid).  Rep. Charles Dent, R-Pennsylvania, wrote to the TSA asking for a waiver.  As you would expect, he got a "too bad, that's above our paygrade, just get the card" response (that's not an exact quote, but it sums it up nicely I think). 

So Dent went to new Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano and showed her a picture of the mule skinners and their mules (Hank and George) pulling the boat up the canal.  Dent, who seems to be a pretty funny guy, said, "Now Hank and George, while sometimes are ornery, they are not terrorists".  Napolitano concurred and is trying to figure out a way to get a waiver for Hank and George.  Well, actually, the waiver is for the mule skinners.  I don't think biometric devices for hooves are on the market yet.

Sarah B. Hays, the park's director of operations, summed it very nicely:

I think the rule was written and the policy was set up for all the big shipping, and they never even considered something outside the normal bounds.

You are spot on, Ms. Hays.  The government has a job to do, but that bloated bureaucracy hardly ever thinks about the ramifications of its actions.  And while I hardly think the TSA has the time to research to see if their rules are going to affect mule skinners, I do think that the very first letter they received should have made them create the waiver.

Of course, now we will have a GAPING hole that terrorists are sure to full.  Watch out for mule skinner suicide bombers.  If you see a mule strapped with C4, call the cops.

What People Are Saying

Background Checks

I understand and agree with all the grief in regards cost of background checks & licenses involved which in essence should be considerably loewr given the monetary compensation of the job involved.

However, in regards to background checks - you must understand that background checks merely give you a safer assumption of the probability of a person's tendency of repeating past criminal behavior. Kind of like "once a crook, always a crook". They may point you in the right direction, but not your final destination.

Besides, in the event of a mishap, agencies must show that at least some minimal due diligence was performed in order to protect the public. It all boils down to liability and "lawyers". Besides one's own safety being around a mule skinner who may be dishonest or violent.

You can read more about background checks policies & procedures in this website: http://www.background-checks-systems.com

Plenty of good information.

Background Checks

I understand and agree with all the grief in regards cost of background checks & licenses involved which in essence should be considerably lower given the monetary compensation of the job involved.

However, in regards to background checks - you must understand that background checks merely give you a safer assumption of the probability of a person's tendency of repeating past criminal behavior. Kind of like "once a crook, always a crook". They may point you in the right direction, but not your final destination.

Besides, in the event of a mishap, agencies must show that at least some minimal due diligence was performed in order to protect the public. It all boils down to liability and "lawyers". Besides one's own safety being around a mule skinner who may be dishonest or violent.

You can read more about background checks policies & procedures in this website: http://www.background-checks-systems.com

Plenty of good information.

Nothing stupid about Bureaucrat's actions

Like anyone who has never had the "pleasure" of working for our government, you ridicule the stupidity of the bureaucrats. What you fail to understand is that from the bureaucrat's point of view, this refusal to waive the requirements is about the smartest thing he or she could do.

You see the laws that create these sorts of requirements do not include any provision for the bureaucrat to make exceptions just because a particular situation may seem absurd. If the bureaucrat ignores the rules and makes an exception for someone, there are several potential negatives for the bureaucrat.

Possible result #1: The bureaucrat goes to jail and loses his job. Not likely in this case, but since it does involve antiterrorist law it remains a possibility.

Possible Result #2: The bureaucrat just loses his job. This is more likely than the previous possible result, but probably not too likely if the bureaucrat doesn't have a past history of making exceptions to the rules.

Possible Result #3: Disciplinary action. This is far more likely than many non-bureaucrats may realize. Such disciplinary action can include time off without pay or a demotion and accompanying loss of pay.

Possible Result #4: The press gets wind of one exception, and starts to ask why other exceptions haven't received the same favorable treatment. For the agency this can be embarrassing. For the bureaucrat this is likely to result in him suffering one of the first three things I listed.

So from the bureaucrat's point of view, granting waivers puts career and income in jeopardy, whereas refusing to grant a waiver just makes him another anonymous bureaucrat.

Congressmen and women in particular love to blame the faceless bureaucrat whenever someone gets upset because they weren't able to get a waiver or other form of special treatment from a bureaucrat. Of course the politicians don't mention that it is the very work rules put in place by Congress that forces the bureaucrat to apply the rules with no favoritism or room for variance.

You prove the point

Bureaucrat,

Your comment proves my point. A system that bloated and full of politics (yes, I see the pun in that statement) is broken. And that is what I see when I look at the government. And when it tries to make decisions and ends up causing ridiculous instances such as this, it does nothing but heap MORE ridicule upon the system and make it seem even more stupid. So while I appreciate and understand your point, if small decisions like this have to go all the way to the top, then something is VERY WRONG.

Michael R. Farnum

Better to be despised for too anxious apprehensions than ruined by too confident a security.
Edmund Burke (1729 - 1797)

Causing you agency embarrassment

Causing you agency embarrassment, could also result in no more promotions, or worse yet, a promotion requiring a transfer to some Aleutian Island.