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Shark Tank

No good deed goes unpunished

This pilot fish writes a program to check activity on a particular server, then starts it up and leaves it running.

"I had a feeling it was not working properly, so I decided to start checking," fish says.

Turns out the software to monitor the server for errors has stopped working two months earlier.

And the software that watches the server for intruders has stopped working four months earlier -- and no one noticed.

And the server has several rogue sessions on it that are slowing it down. And the e-mail system has a stuck message in it. And the network has an intermittent fault.

"The only thing working properly was my program," says fish.

"A number of teams had to sort out the errors and explain how they were not picked up.

"Let's just say I am not the most popular person with them at the moment."

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What People Are Saying

Haiku

What is haiku
Who writes haiku
There is haiku

LOL

Negative 19. You folks are a tough crowd.
Maybe I should work on my delivery.

Oh well... I tried.

Love the creativity of the ST commenters!

As far as the story goes, the reason that fish was in the doghouse is because the other teams probably already knew of the failures, and were ignoring them until they had time to fix them.

Fish made them public and forced them to take action. I would wonder how important this server was, and whether it was worth pushing off other responsibilities. If it was important to the business, then they were derelict. If not, I can see why fish's coworkers were irritated.

Then again, maybe these folks weren't overloaded like most IT department, and should have jumped on this. [shrug]

Haiku!

This app monitors
Processes for glad server
None logged except mine

fluf

I'm the sheriff in this town and your haikus are so aweful, people are calling for your arrest.

Yours,
Fluf

You flatter me!

I see your little wordplay in there:
You wrote "aweful" instead of "awful" and you mean to say that readers are filled with awe by the power of my haiku.

Big hugs to you, fluf!

It's not me, it's you

I think I have figured out the real problem with my haiku: nobody LIKES or APPRECIATES haiku. My art is simply misunderstood, like Carrot Top's or Amy Winehouse's or JoJo the painting elephant's artistry.
Hummph!
No matter. I can summon the will to continue expressing my angst through wordsmithery and will encourage everthemore your angry red thumbs-downs. Your negative energy only makes me stronger.

Nope--it's your haiku

People are just not comfortable with your non-traditional haiku. If you included the traditional kigo (referencing the season the haiku alludes to) and the English equivalent of the kireji (a break of some sort, "cutting" the haiku into contrasting-but-related components, or definitively ending the poem) people would be much more likely to "savor the flavor" of your delightful haiku.
As they stand, however...they don't invite the thoughtful reader to spend the requisite time to contemplate their depth and majesty and thereby fully appreciate them. They merely see the new form and content and dismiss it out-of-hand; like so many of us geniuses, you're challenging the boundaries and restrictions set by your elders, and will probably go to your grave unappreciated.

simply misunderstood?

Some things are not liked at all, not just simply understood. You don't have to understand something to like or dislike it. That being said, keep writing away. Many people have never been exposed to certain arts such as haiku. Carrot Top I can get into and I have no clue who Amy Winehouse is. I have seen her picture and that chick is messed up.

Haiku appreciation

Broad mind is needed
To appreciate haiku.
Logic does not help.