You really know you're a techno-geezer when...
- IT TOPICS:Mobile & Wireless
- You are the only one in the Wall Mart checkout line not talking on a cell phone to pass the time while waiting for your turn to pay.
- When you walk down the street with your friends you're talking only to them instead of multitasking - talking or text messaging with someone else on your mobile phone while talking to them at the same time.
- You don't use IM to let all of your friends know where you are at all times.
- You haven't downloaded hundreds of ringtones because you think spending 99 cents per ringtone is a ripoff.
- You don't download songs every night to load on your iPod.
I used to think I was technologically with it. My daughter says I'm sooo yesterday. The proof: I use less than 200 minutes of cell phone air time a month. When I do call someone I make the call short and to the point. Last month I received one text message and sent none because I can't be bothered.
A generation that has never known a world without cell phones, text messaging and IM have built a culture around the technology that is foreign to me. Perhaps that's because I still recall paying 35 cents per minute for a coast-to-coast phone call when I was 20. So when I do call I tend to be short and to the point. Packages with gobs of airtime minutes have a younger generation gobbling up airtime minutes as a recreational activity because those minutes are "free."
Another sign that I am behind the times: my cellular service sales rep tells me that it's not uncommon for him to sign up kids to packages that include 2,000 minutes or more of airtime.
I am also behind the times with IM. I use it to reach editors and writers or to ask my wife what to bring home for dinner. My college-age niece uses the technology to IM her friends. But my niece uses the away message feature in IM as a public P.A system. She uses it to broadcast the party she's going to this weekend, what class she's in right now and other pertinent details of her personal life to her family of IM friends.
This also provides a valuable lifeline to her mother, who trolls the IM line for news flashes. It provides a window into her daughter's activities, and perhaps a way to be part of her daughter's campus life, if vicariously.
The technologies I've watched grow have shaped an entire culture of which I am not a part. But I can still feel superior to my parents' generation. When I finally get down to that florida trailer park I'll have something on the outgoing tenants. I'll arrive in my Ford Bronto instead of a Buick. I'll bring my new-fangled CDs instead of record albums. And by gosh I'll say goodbye to Lawrence Welk and start my own Paul McCartney fan club.
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