The Short, Linked-In Life of Rob Carpenter
- IT TOPICS:Business Intelligence, Careers, Management, Software
Mark Hall thinks LinkedIn is essentially useless. I think LinkedIn is great, but not for the advertised purposes. So we actually don't disagree much at all.
LinkedIn claims that its whole point is to create chains of connections between people who know and trust each other. But that's not the reality of how it works; at least, it's not the only reality. Some people even appoint themselves as LinkedIn "hubs", and openly post email contact information, encouraging anybody and everybody to link to them. I noticed this, and last Saturday I started a little experiment.
28 or so of the people in my network with the most links post email addresses on their profiles. A fellow named Rob Carpenter contacted each of them, saying nothing more than "Hi! I'd love to link with you on LinkedIn." His profile simply said that he was a "Universal Contact Guy." His return email address, incongruously, was curtmonash@(something).com.
As of this writing, 17 of those people have agreed to link with Rob Carpenter. His "network" now constitutes over half of all LinkedIn members, and indeed is somewhat larger than mine.
As you've probably guessed if you've read this far, Rob Carpenter is a fictional character -- a figment of my imagination. Even so, he now is proven, according to LinkedIn boilerplate propaganda, to have a trusted direct or indirect relationship with over half the membership.
Yeah, right.
TRIVIA QUESTION (with apologies to the many real Robert Carpenters):
Who was the IT industry's first fictional Rob Carpenter?
The first person (real or imaginary) to post the correct answer in a comment here will achieve recognition and, in an admittedly limited way, perpetual glory.



