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Shark Tank: What's the opposite of 'finger-pointing'?

It's years ago, and this pilot fish works for a software outfit with a customer who has a hard problem.

"The client was experiencing downtime daily," says fish. "The problem appeared to be caused by the system console. The vendor would send a tech who would restart the system, failing to find the cause."

After more than a week of this, staffers at the customer company begin calling for software support as soon as they call for hardware support -- hoping that somehow fish's company will be able to help fix the problem.

The first day he's called out, the rep from fish's company watches the hardware tech run through his restart-can't-find-a-problem routine.

The next day, he's called out again -- and before the hardware tech gets there, he takes action of his own.

"Our rep slammed the keyboard completely through the console screen," fish reports. "Leaning back in the chair facing the console, he said to the vendor's tech as he arrived, 'Bet you find something wrong with it today.'

"The device was replaced, and our client wasn't billed since we caused the damage. Nor was my company billed. Problem resolved!

"Needless to say, that client wouldn't think of calling anyone but my firm for support after that incident."

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You want background on the

You want background on the Luddites?

In Great Britain, textiles has always been one of the major industries. Before the industrial revolution in the late 18th/early 19th centuries, spinning and weaving were literally "cottage industries": The shepherds and their families would take the raw wool, comb it, spin it into thread, and weave it all by hand in their cottages.

Then came Arkwright's spinning jenny, which allowed one unskilled worker to do the work of 20 skilled workers and power looms with similar cuts in manpower.

The spinners and weavers were being put out of work, and naturally objected. In the north of England, a (possibly mythical) man named Ned Ludd organized textile workers into gangs which went round smashing spinning jennies and power looms. His followers were known as "Luddites".

The Luddites and the British army had several armed clashes, starting in 1811. There was a trial of Luddite leaders in 1813, with 17 executed and about 50 transported to the penal colony in New South Wales.

There's a decent Wikipedia article at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luddite

Breaking a CRT will send a

Breaking a CRT will send a shower of glass shards all over the place. If someone was directly in front of it, he or she would undoubtedly be badly cut.

This story is bogus.

Ahhh, my million dollar idea

Ahhh, my million dollar idea - buy some cheap old computers and a sledgehammer and setup a booth at the county fair, 3 whacks for a buck. Some of the older IBMs and Compaqs were built fairly sturdy.

Not sure about the derivation of "Luddite", but I'm sure "sabotage" comes from the French "sabot". Seems the workers were throwing their shoes into the machinery at one point of time. Nothing REALLY changes. Maybe the circumstances....

Talking about the ape and

Talking about the ape and the cave man lawyer progressive - I see that we got back to politics. What happened to Tina and the cave man?

Billy... You're not too

Billy...

You're not too bright to be messing with an APE are you?

UGH

More and more of these

More and more of these stories are reading like what the writer would have LIKED to do. Too much fantasy life here.

I wouldn't mess with the

I wouldn't mess with the Luddite, APE. Anyone who can stomach fricasseed lawyer is a mighty tough customer . . .

well as long as were dating

well as long as were dating ourselves, I can remember doing calculation on an abacus

I've been thinking about learning to use an abacus, and just ditching this darned laptop altogether. Or maybe I can port Linux to it - you can get it to run on about anything else!

Ludditian... Keep it up...

Ludditian...

Keep it up... only making my case stronger...

UGH

No stereotype, apes are just

No stereotype, apes are just plain ugly.
I can't wait to meet your lawyer, it's a good season for 'em. If you cook 'em right, they taste kinda like a cross between catfish and snails. Of course, if you have any excess, you can always compost 'em since they are mainly fertilizer anyways.