Pop quiz
- TAGS:keyboard, mouse, power strip, troubleshooting
- IT TOPICS:Hardware
This support pilot fish divides users into two groups. "There are those who can help me diagnose a problem, and those who lead me down a rat hole if I believe anything they say," says fish.
"I frequently ask test questions to gauge the type of user they are."
Case in point: a newly hired marketing writer who calls fish to ask about her home PC. She's not supposed to do that, but fish figures he'll try to help with a little triage anyway.
User: "I got a wireless mouse, and now the monitor won't work when I start up my computer."
Fish: "Are the cables plugged firmly into the computer and monitor?"
User: "Yes."
Fish: "Are the power cords plugged into a multiple outlet strip?"
User: "Yes."
Fish: "Are there separate power switches for the computer, monitor ..."
User, interrupting: "Yes, yes."
Fish: "... the keyboard and mouse too?"
User: "Yes, yes, yes, yes!"
Fish: "Are the power switches on the multiple outlet strip for the keyboard and mouse turned on?"
User: "Yes!"
Sighs fish, "She failed the test. I told her, 'Well, I'm not quite sure what the problem is. Why don't you try plugging in a standard mouse and call me back tomorrow?'"
Sharky just has one question: Did you send me your true tale of IT life at sharky@computerworld.com? You'll score a sharp Shark shirt if I use it.


