"Since I started out as a desktop tech, I feel their pain and understand the issues they face."
Thus it is that fish gets a call from Rick on the help desk, who has user Linda on the phone. Linda's getting a load-balancing error when trying to connect to one of fish's SAP systems. Fish runs a quick check and is soon convinced it's a network problem.
"Can I remote into Linda's system?" fish asks Rick. Rick gives him the IP address. No luck. Rick can't remote in either, and suggests that Linda reconnect her VPN connection.
"VPN?" fish asks. A few questions later, it turns out that Linda is working from home. And after making sure Linda's firewall is disabled and the VPN is restarted, fish is able to remote in.
A few pings after that, fish sees the problem: One out of every five or 10 packets is timing out, and some of the packets are taking seconds to make the round trip.
"Rick, are you seeing this?" fish asks.
"Yeah," he replies, "I am. But how good a connection does SAP need?"
Something clicks. Fish checks Linda's system tray. Sure enough, she's connected wirelessly. He checks the status box; her speed is 1Mbit/sec., with a signal strength between 1 and 2 out of 5.
"OK, I know what the problem is," says fish. "Linda, do you have a network cable? That thing that looks like a telephone cord only with bigger connectors at the end? We're going to need to plug you directly into the router."
"You're losing me with all this technical talk," Linda tells fish. "I'll have to go get my son-in-law and have you ask him. All the equipment's at his house, so I don't know what he's got."
"Wait a minute," says fish. "What do you mean, all the equipment's at his house? Where does he live?"
"He lives next door," Linda says.
"So Linda, you're telling me that you're using a wireless connection in someone else's house?"
"Yes, he bought some sort of fancy antenna so I could."
Fish mutes his phone for a long, hysterical moment. Then, choking back his laughter, he unmutes. "Rick, can you take it from here?" he asks.
Rick, who has suddenly become very quiet, simply says, "Thanks for your time; sorry to have bothered you."
"Goodbye, Linda," says fish. "Good luck, Rick."
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