Industry


Ads by TechWords

See your link here


Sharky's picture
Sharky

Shark Tank

That darn reality!

IT steering committee at this company decides that it's time to upgrade to the latest version of its virtualization software.

"When I inform a certain software developer of this, the developer flips out," says an IT pilot fish on the scene. "He states that his applications would never work in a virtual environment and that he had pages of evidence showing why this would never work."

Fish knows that this particular developer will argue about almost anything. So he asks whether the developer's applications are currently working.

"Everything is running just fine in the environment they use now," developer says.

Then everything should be fine, fish says, because the developer's apps are already running in a virtual environment -- and have been for the past nine months.

As the developer stomps off, fish hears him mutter, "They shouldn't be."

Tell Sharky about your real environment. Send me your true tale of IT life at sharky@computerworld.com. You'll get a really stylish Shark shirt if I use it. Add your comments below, and read some great old tales in the Sharkives.

Now you can post your own stories of IT ridiculousness at Shark Bait. Join today and vent your IT frustrations to people who've been there, done that.

What People Are Saying

It's not just IT people with this attitude

Thanks for the reminder that argumentative naysayers exist everywhere.

ONLY TEH HRADCROE WERE HERE

ONLY TEH HRADCROE WERE HERE POTSIG TODAY, BECUASE WE ASLO WROKED TODAY!

aint we so locale :)

there's the other side of the pond...

and the other pond :)

of puckett - the brother of nantucket? with a bucket?

IF YUO'RE AWAKE TAHT EARLY,

IF YUO'RE AWAKE TAHT EARLY, THAN YOU MUST BE WROKING! JIM WOULD LIEK TO HRIER A WROKAHOLICK LIEK YOU!

ALL TEH PEOPLE TAHT HAD DAY OOF WERE PORBABLY FRIERERD FRO BEIG LAZY ANYWAY.

aaiiiyeee!!! its global

there. harumph. why should i be cleaning my other half's mess...

saranac the - now, this must be the brother of satanac...

JTB WROKDAY (INN LANGAUGE JTB KANN UNDERSIT)

INSTUD OF FLOGGING TUEDAY LIEK EVERBOOTY ELSE JTB WAR HARDLY AT WROK. REPROTS SEY JIM THE BS AND HIZ GUDE BOOTY STOVE BLAMMER BYED A HOLE BUNCH OF FLOG CRUISES. DEN IN MOVEMENT OF BRILLDUNCE DEY OUTHOUSE TOES FLOG CRUISES TO INDIANA! HUEY KANN AMREIKA SUBSIDE WIDOW SUCK BRILLDUNCE BRIANS.

CAPTCHA: curled comment - how appropriate

Today's Limerick

The developer misunderstood.
“Don’t upgrade! No, I don’t think you should!
I think virtual’s wrong!’
But it’s run all along…
Boy, it sucks when your code is too good!

CAPTCHA: metric arising - No it isn't. They tried in the 70's and the only thing metric nowdays is a bottle of soda.

Hmm...

When we converted to the metric system NOT!

Sounds like that may be a good JFK column idea.

Thanks, O!

CAPTCHA "ment seizes"

Hmm, must be running on Windows, eh F L U F? ;-)

metric

The use of the metric system made legal in the United States by the Metric Act of 1866 (Public Law 39-183). This law made it unlawful to refuse to trade or deal in metric quantities.

And we're still stuck with the size of the king's foot.

Size of foot

Well, it's convenient for me, because my feet are almost exactly a foot, so to speak! :-) Anyway, it makes stepping off the size of a room or other area quite convenient, for me anyway. And the span of my hand from thumb to end of my ring finger is almost exactly 9 inches (3/4 foot + 1/4"). Irritates the heck out of my wife. I "guestimate" the size of things using body parts, and come within 1/4" of her tape measure... If I had to use metric measures, I would be toast!