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That's not a bug; it's an extra hour's sleep

Pilot fish receives a new alarm clock as a gift, and it's a nice one. "This clock has an iPod dock, nature sounds, two alarms — all the great new features," fish says.

There's even a button on the back to switch from standard to daylight-saving time and back. Push the button once and the clock advances an hour; push it again and the clock drops back an hour. Now that's easy.

So when March rolls around and it's time to adjust the clocks, fish makes quick work of the new alarm clock. One push of the button and — presto! — the clock springs forward, and fish is set for a good night's sleep.

In fact, even more than a good night's sleep. He wakes up to the morning light streaming in his bedroom window — and a clock that says it's 7:30.

Huh? "What happened to the alarm that was set for 6:40?" asks fish. "A quick check reveals that the alarm is now set for 7:40.

"It was apparently adjusted for DST along with the clock. One push of the magical DST button and the alarm is back to 6:40.

"Let's go back over the basic concepts of the time change again..."

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What People Are Saying

Cellphone

Yeah, my Ericsson cell phone does that. Change it to daylight savings and ALL the appointments on the phone get changed by an hour as well.

Idiots.

Out with DST

All DST does is screw up the lives of me and the people around me, increases stress because someone missed that all important clock. When the "rules" were changed, the change should have been to eliminate DST, I personally haven't met one person who benefits from it.

So, How about one more rule change and eliminate the DST rules entirely.

Oh, good grief.

What a whinger! Next summer - get a life. Turn off your PC, go outside and enjoy the extra hour of daylight.

Not Extra

It's not an extra hour!! The day is still 24 hours long! And the sun is visible for exactly the same number or hours that it would have been before you adjusted your clock.
DST just moves your work schedule around -- and that lasts for what? ...a week? ...before the lengthening summer daylight-hours catch up.
What a pain.

Why Do Timezones Exist anyway?

For years, I've advocated doing away with both daylight saving time and timezones. It's all relative to where the sun is in the sky. The whole planet should be on CTU. So what if sunrise is at 2:00 am and sunset at 4:00 pm? So what if you go to work at 3:00 am and work until noon? The time/timezone is just a label.

Because, quite apart from

Because, quite apart from anything else, "it's two a.m. in New York" would tell you nothing.

mine has eight

I bought a very cheap clock that is supposed to use radio signals to keep track of the time. It came with eight buttons and a one page, with VERY tiny print, set of instructions in English, French, and Spanish. It's got an alarm, it tells the date and the time in 12 or 24 hour format, it keeps track of daylight savings time, and it tells me the temperature in Fahrenheit or Celsius. The instructions don't work and I need a magnifying glass just to read them, the buttons aren't labelled, the alarm keeps going off at 3am, the temperature is in Celsius and I prefer Fahrenheit,and daylight savings seem to kick in at the start of every full moon. Of course I haven't replaced the batteries in two years and it's still working and I did pay only 5 bucks for it.

4 zones?

I had a similar gadget that set itself from a radio signal. Mine was made by Oregon Scientific. The instructions say "select one of the four US timezones."
Four? This country has 6 to 8 depending on how you count them -- try it ...lower 48 has 4 plus Alaska (Hawaii is in their too).
You'd think a company with a name like %Scientific would at least be able to count all the timezones.
BTW: Since the device was ignorant of my timezone, it was always off by an hour, but those minutes sure were accurate.

Microwave

I have an over the stove microwave I installed last summer. Sometimes the timer counts down in half second increments so if you set it for one minute you get 30 seconds, but only sometimes.

I tried to re-program the micro controller using SPI to fix the problem, but they set the lock bits on the chip.

I guess they don't want someone looking at the advanced proprietary technology with presets for a baked potato and popcorn.

DayLight Saving Time

What sort of prehistoric technology is it that requires one to manually set a clock these days. Anything that would call itself a "Clock" these days should "Sync" itself to the correct time automatically via radio signal