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This IT guy who works for a county government is tasked with setting up a conference call and WebEx session for the county executive and council members, reports a pilot fish who works there too.

"When everyone had gathered, he started the WebEx session, put the phone on speaker and dialed the conference number," fish says. "The only problem is that he had transposed a couple digits."

After a few rings, everyone in the room hears a sultry female voice coming from the phone: "Hi there. You've reached the Hot Girls Phone Chat Line. What can I do for--"

Fish's co-worker quickly cuts off the call. His face is red as he begins to apologize.

Fortunately, the people attending the meeting are amused, not offended. One council member jokingly asks, "Now, what was that number?" The county executive chuckles, "Let's try that number again and see if we get the right place this time."

Says fish, "The second time, my co-worker reached the correct party. Needless to say, he has received some kidding every once in a while when he is dialing in to a conference call.

"But we all learned to make the conference call with the speaker phone off. Once the correct connection is made, then we put the call onto the speaker."

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