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Trickier than it looks

It's many years ago, when this company it printing its payroll checks on a dot-matrix printer -- and it's getting jammed, reports an IT pilot fish on the scene.

"I got the call from the payroll person, so I went down to her desk," fish says. "She said, 'What's wrong with the printer?' I told her I'd have to take a look.

"She screamed, 'Nooooo! You can't look at the checks that are in the printer!'

"I asked how was I suppose to check the printer if I can't look at it.

"Her response: 'That's for you to figure out!'"

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NASA had the same problem

Working on the Apollo program, I was escorted around a system development area at MIT because the Apollo guidance hardware was off the Atlas ICBM. My job was to test the guidance system integration with the two radar systems on the Lunar Module. By the way, MIT saved the lunar landing by building software restart points. With out that the first landing would have been aborted due to a switch in the wrong setting.

Radar

Are you referring to the fact that Buzz Aldrin had both radar systems on instead of just the landing radar and this was overloading the onboard LEM computer?

Seriously cool!

Ed, I WROK with an engineer who worked with NASA and Mr. bad-butt Gene Kranz in the 70's. As a kid who was out in the yard looking up at the moon on July 20, 1969, I just want to say that it's SERIOUSLY COOL that you've posted here today!!!!

You can look but you can't see

I worked in a mainframe shop were payroll checks were printed in the computer room. If there was a jam the operator was expected to fix it. Some times this means checking the last check printed and restarting the print cycle. The operator also had full access to the payroll report. They just trusted the operator not to read and devule the comtents.

In high security environments, ie CIA, State dept, Pentatgon, people working on secure systems must have a security clearance equal to the security of the data on the computer. In almost all cases there will be a security officer looking look over the shoulder of the repairman all the while he is working on the computer. If the repairman can't fix it in a day the computer is locked up in a secure vault until the next day.

Secure Computers

High security computers operate within secure vaults. There is no concept of moving them for repair or doing anything different with them when they are operating from when they need repair.

Au contraire, Retired One

I worked in several situations where our laptop was processing/classified TS, but used outside a vault, and had to be locked in a regular (NSA approved) two drawer safe when not in use. When it was in use, we had to lock the door, cover the windows, and restrict use of other communications (phones, radios) and access to the area.

I also remember back when an approved destruction method for our key tapes was to rip them into sections, soak them in water until a little softer, pulp them in a kitchen blender, and then flush them down the toilet. Boy, were we ever happy to get our first shredder!

Anonymotti take note

The thread below regarding security clearances is the ONLY valid reason for using the "Anonymous" moniker in The Shark Tank.

(The employers of all those anonymous posters have ways of determining exactly who they are.)

CAPTCHA: twinned said - gubment doublespeak?

The present is just an illusion

I had the same thing happen to me. The ansible repeater goes bad down in the Chronoscope room, so I head down. Some guy named Potterley blocks me at the door and tells me "no way, that's top secret." And I'm like "so what, that antique can't see past 120 year ago anyway. If I need to research the Sino-American war, I'll give you a call." So I F-L-U-F him out of the way and get to work. Turns out, the perv has it set to 1 second ago and focused on the YWAA ladies locker room. I didn't turn him in because, well, that's one he owes me.

"The present is just an illusion"

Or as JTB might say, "A FRAGMENT OF MIE IMGUMNATION"

CAPTCHA: day ruffled - when half The Tank submits in German

"Her response: 'That's for you to figure out!'"

"My response: 'I figure I'll come back after you load something I can look at.'"

(I sure do hope fluf is in the house today.)

CAPTCHA = shorter drastic -- my GPS setting