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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time

IT pilot fish at a rural hospital gets a call from a big medical equipment supplier's representative, who wants to know what frequencies the hospital's wireless equipment runs on.

"Naturally, I began asking who, why and what for," fish says. "I came to find out the facility had purchased a major system -- without notifying me.

"I eventually got all the information and immediately realized the enormous scope of the project."

That scope includes running miles of network cable and installing lots of wireless access points for the new equipment to talk to -- and it all has to happen in a very limited amount of time.

Fish decides it's time to talk with the hospital's CEO, who signed off on the purchase -- and, it turns out, had no idea it was going to be this complicated.

To the CEO's credit, once she sees the schematics and hears fish's complaints, she asks fish to schedule a conference call with the vendor.

On the call are the vendor's people, plus the CEO and three hospital department managers who are full of questions about the equipment in the project.

But fish isn't saying much, figuring it's a done deal.

Sighs fish, "In the middle of the call, the CEO asks, 'If we take away some of the wireless devices, do we still need the same amount of cable and access points?'

"All I could think was, oh no ... you didn't! The other end of the line got quiet for a full 30 seconds -- I think they were repressing laughter.

"Eventually the response was, 'Yes, you will still need the same amount of APs and cable.' I felt so embarrassed for her."

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What People Are Saying

Huggs?

This systems sounds like an infant protection security system. Since only two really exist was this by chance Hugs? Are you in either California or Nevada?

Infant protection

These systems are in other places other than CA or NV. I'm in SC, and was impressed when my daughter was born 5 years ago. They had one of these systems too. It locked down the maternity ward like a prison if you took a child past a certain point.

Huh?

I have lived in California my entire life and have never heard of an "infant protection security system." What are you talking about?

Re: Huh?

Almost anyone who has had a child in the last year or so could tell you that when they are born the hospital attaches something small to either their wrist or ankle. It is actually an RFID device with a short strap that can only be cut off of the baby. By using several Local Area Receivers (LARs). To all outward appearances a LAR is a wireless access point connected to a proprietary network often using Cat5 cable.) The device can be tracked throughout the controlled area. Other Devices called Exciters are placed at all exits to the controlled area. Many events can be trigged by the Exciters, usually a message goes out over the PA system letting the person know to turn back around they are about to leave the controlled area with an infant. If the door crash bar is pressed a magnetic lock can hold the door closed for up to 10 seconds before it must be released by most fire codes. This allows someone from the nurse’s station to investigate. The Nurse’s station and usually the security desk have monitors to display the current location of all of the babies. (The more LARs the more accurate the location of the baby can be pin pointed.)The systems also have tamper systems to prevent the removal of the devices. If a device looses contact with skin for greater then a specified period of time a tamper alarm is sent to the monitoring station with the location of the tampered device. These are very complicated wireless systems that hospitals are often having installed.

I have lived in California most of my life as well. Untill I had a child, then spent some time installing these systems I never knew they existed either. Heck why would some techie with out a child be haning out on a maturnity ward! (Those questions are exactly what these systems exist!)

What People Are Saying

The devices are not just in California and Nevada. The hospital where my youngest granddaughter was born this past June had one of the devices. This is in a small town, maybe 5,000 people, in NW Ohio.

The systems are a response to incidents of people, usually someone who has recently lost a baby or someone who desperately wants a baby stealing a newborn from the maternity ward.

Also had these at a hospital

Also had these at a hospital in Georgia (South Atlanta suburb) when my daughter was born this past July. The whole wing was fairly new, though, so probably a very recent tech addition.

Also had these at a hospital

We had something similar in 2000 in NY State when my son was born.

Thanks

Hey, wow, I didn't know that, but should have figured...my daughter is 7 and either she didn't have this or I was to baby-brain dead to remember ;-)...

CEO's independent decisions

I would find this funny if it were not for the fact that I am living this same joke. Our CEO has TWICE in a row selected and contracted for a MISSION CRITICAL application without consulting with the operating department or the IT department.

In both cases either department could have told him in minutes why the software was a very, very poor fit within minutes. And in fact we wasted nearly 18 months on the first round helping the vendor redesign the software only to watch the company go belly up (no surprise by anyone but the CEO). Now we are in round two.

Why has the CEO done this? Because he doesn't like what the operating and IT departments have recommended, so he has ignored us - and told us to make it work.

For round two, we found out he signed a contract with a brand new firm that acquired software a former employee sued to get from his bankrupt former employer. The new firm is poorly capitalized, has all new staff, is locating its primary data servers to a location with unknown security, and the code itself required old software with known security hazards to run. Not to mention has big gaps in needed functionality.

And this is again, a mission critical application running, get this, financial services.

I bought a supply of Rolaids and updated my resume. Anybody out there looking for someone with can work remotely with reasonable travel and has a couple decades of IT consulting experience paired with a decade plus of HR and another decade plus of financial services?

Just checking in....

on an otherwise stressful day to see who's swimming.

Imagine my dismay at finding 4 pages of drivel to do with whether JTB, O2BIrish, or others are worthy of being posted!

I loved Mad's response, thought that was right on.

So nice to have a little respite in the middle of a wild day. Enjoy everyone!

Just my $0.02 as always, YMMV