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Mike Elgan

The World Is My Office

What if Google decided YOU were 'malware'?

Google screwed up massively this morning, identifying every page on the Internet as one that could "harm your computer." Most users would click on a link, and instead of the page requested, received a big warning message. This went on for entire hour.

The company said that the problem was caused by "human error."

Because the error essentially shut down Google for everyone in the entire world, the company fixed it immediately.

But what if Google made another error, and decided YOU were malware? What if the company, for whatever reason, came to the conclusion that you were a spammer, or a criminal, or somehow abused their rules? What if they simply invalidated your password to prevent you from using their many services?

It could happen because some hacker has stolen your password and is doing evil deeds with your account. Or it could be triggered by something you're doing, such as sending copies of an e-mail to a large number of people, or whatever. Or it could be more "human error" on the part of Google.

You go to log into Gmail, and the password doesn't work! How would that affect you?

In my case, that would shut me out of e-mail, my calendar, my blog, "Docs," AdSense and a whole bunch of other things. I use these sites also to store vital information I need in order to search for things. It would be devastating.

What happens when other companies choose to shut you down. Facebook has been known to simply determine that users have violated unpublished rules for use, and cut people off. If this were to happen to you, you might be able to see the messages and posts people make, but you wouldn't be able to reply.

I use reQall as the sole repository of all my projects and action items. I use FutureMe to queue up important reminders for months or years later. I use Evernote to store notes, column ideas, and a huge number of vitally important facts and details that I need for a variety of purposes. In fact, I use a wide number of free services for holding and managing data.

This is especially relevant for digital nomads, who rely heavily on these services because we're mobile.

Free services are great when all is well. But when they stop working for whatever reason or turn against you, what recourse do you have? Unlike paid services, these free sites don't really have an obligation to you because you're not the customer. If they're advertiser-supported, like Google, the advertisers are the customers, not you.

Google's colossal meltdown today should remind us all of how vulnerable we are to errors -- human or otherwise -- at the companies we increasingly rely upon for our everyday work.

We've got to make sure we keep backups of everything and constantly prepare ourselves for sudden shut-outs, meltdowns, misunderstandings or even the collapse of these companies.

Because when companies that offer free services decide YOU'RE the malware, they can make your life quite unpleasant. And when it's only you and not the entire Internet, it will take a lot longer than an hour to fix -- if they ever fix it.

What People Are Saying

Having Ones Head Up T ^H^H^H^H In the Clouds

One of the biggest problems many have with the newest rage ... Cloud Computing ... is the subtopic SaaS. Here is a prime example. Running something totally out of your control.

Would I ever rely totally on Gmail for IMPORTANT biz email? Nope. Eudora.

Pointer - I saw this problem and cleaver chap that I am, here is how I solved it:

http://www.yahoo.com

Worked great BTW. Sheesh. [Note that I did NOT assist in the self-inflicted DDoS on the internet by posting to 17 different social sites that the Net was Dead!.] BTW - don't forget that Google was almost named GODoogle. Heh.

JoW

Shame on those who rely on Google

Google and Yahoo ultimately lead to malware in their search results.

It's no wonder that those who live by the search can die by the search.

Google can explain it away as mending their ways. But the fact remains. As long as Google and Yahoo get money from the RBN and other known malware distributors, they are just part of the problem and looks like they always will be.

Reply-ers miss the point

Relying on free services for critical or business related information or services is not a good idea. I think they are good as a backup email address, if your primary paid service goes down, and things like google docs may be great for collaboration as long as you have a backup plan if the service becomes unavailable. But I wouldn't rely on a free or even a paid service for mission critical applications or data without a solid contingency plan and regular local backups of all my data. Further, I don't trust that there are sufficient safeguards in place to keep my private data private in the cloud. And I'm pretty sure I don't trust government to provide such mechanisms, particularly when they have a vested interest in sticking their nose into my business, and private businesses have a profit motive for the same. That said, our personal data is already out there, and we must all admit and get used to the fact that we all live in glass houses. The only true solution is a moral (as opposed to immoral) society. But I know we are living in an increasingly ammoral one, no matter what country you're from.

NO GOOGLE???

DOES OUR EARTH'S ROTATION DEPEND UPON GOOGLE? Who cares if it went down...did every other search engine go down with it? Did the entire internet collapse? Absurd reaction to a minor flaw.

Overdramatization

This is ridiculous. Google had issues, I was aware of it at its beginning. I tried to open multiple pages from the search engine's results only to get the error message. I checked back 30 minutes later and all was ok. WHO CARES IF GOOGLE HAD A GLITCH? The world as we know it will survive without Google for an hour. To make a doomsday article on the event is absolutely ridiculous. This Egan guy is the same one that compared eating a cheeseburger in your car to talking on your cell phone. Horrendous journalism.

This Google May Harm Your Computer

That was a strange hour! It was oddly amusing, but it sure points a finger at how much we rely on Google on a daily basis. There's a great screenshot at this article where Google flags its own site as harmful.

Video Clip of the google bug

I made a short video clip documenting the bug. You can watch it on http://blog.polymorph.at/?p=16

small error compared to this (data will forever be wrong in GA)

Wrongly labeling all legitimate sites in the world as dangerous to user computers is penny-ante stuff.

Another error that Google has sat on was a snaffu in Google Analytics (GA) that corrupted all data for any sites using segments.

GA started reporting laughable figures like 0.04 pages per visit (yes, not a typo... and when Google Support got a ticket they were AFRONTED we could doubt that GA is always right) meaning people visited and saw less than one page per visit.

It is alleged that GA fixed this with a change to _setVar as of Jan 27, but considering they compleltely messed up average bounce rates, time on page, visits, and basically everything until now, you be the judge.

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Dear Google Analytics User,
As an Administrative user on an account that is currently using custom visitor segments in Google Analytics, we would like to inform you of some changes to the _setVar method and its impact on bounce rate and time on page metrics. Starting Wednesday, January 27, 2009 a call to the _setVar method will no longer be counted as an interaction hit with the result that you may see higher bounce rates and more accurate time on page metrics in your reports.
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Sincerely,
The Google Analytics Team

Chill out!

"Google's colossal meltdown"?

Chill out! Just a 40 minutes disruption of the search result. Go read a book or something.

Google has its own motivation to keep the system running as smoothly as possible: its bottom line. So don't make this incident any more than what it was: minor human error.

Life will go on with or without Internet.

Cheers!

Google Meltdown

The warning is valid. Sure life will go on...but the potential for it to be an extremely disrupted life is huge if you rely Google and the other free services mentioned as in the post.
All of my docs, mail, contacts, photos are entrusted to Google alone. The hiccup today has caused me to reconsider the wisdom in that. Now I need to figure out how to back all that data up on a the Amazon service that I pay for.